seriously...this is gross....my mom think's 'douching' is a good idea. YUCKO!!! Ug. Oh she also (and I'm not fricken making this up) never to let a guy hurt me during sex. Well...more like, she found some of my brother's bondage porn...held it up and screamed (with knife in hand...in front of my boyfriend) ';IF A MAN EVER TRIES TO DO THIS WITH YOU, YOU CHOP OF HIS PENIS'; Nice, mom. Classy.What is the worst advice your mother ever gave you?
Get married..What is the worst advice your mother ever gave you?
wear a dress girl...
';Be fruitful and multiply';
I was 12!!!
Telling me to put my Wallet in my Back Pocket when I already knew that was a bad idea.
';just get yourself a good job, dear, with benefits!'; ';don't attract attention to yourself'; ';don't rock the boat'; ';why must you always speak up for yourself'; and ';you can be anything you want dear, just dont be gay...for the love of god, dont be gay.';
Stay away from those hussies.
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