Does anyone have any advice on hiding that you farted?

I am writing a school survival guide ... not that I've done this before. (:Does anyone have any advice on hiding that you farted?
Point to someone else.Does anyone have any advice on hiding that you farted?
Just leave class and when the teacher asks whats up, ignore them and walk outside. I think the teacher would appreciate it, especially if you go back later and tell them you ate something that didn't agree.
Sure. Cork plug ;)





Actually, if you want a serious answer, something I learned during my school years is that a combination and confidence and humor saves you from any embarrasing situation. In fact, it helps to realize that when you observe an embarrasing situation (in this case a fart) you yourself don't really have any reaction but to laugh and laughter is never something to be embarrased about.





When I fart, sure someone will complain, and most people will make jokes at my expense, so I turn it around. I'll top the whole joke of me farting. I once farted at the end of a serious business presentation. It wasn't too audible, and it didn't really stink or anything (good air conditioning) but the people nearest to me heard it quite well enough (as did my boss) so I just told everyone ';And THAT was to show you just how serious I am...';. We all laughed and I got the contract I was looking for. The next big meeting I had my own boss asked me if this one wasn't as serious since there was no fart and I looked him in the eye and said ';silent but deadly';.





Take control, be funnier then the people you are with, and definitely be funnier then the situation you are in (ie; farting) and you can't loose.
Just pretend nothing happened. Or say ';Oh my God, what the hell is that smell?'; or blame your friend as a joke. This is horrible but true, people will always think that the ugliest person near them did it. That is obviously just prejudice.
just be like ';eww (enter name of someone beside you) that was gross, have a little dignity'; works every time!
I once had a coworker that coughed whenever he farted, but whether or not he realized it everyone else still knew. In other words, once it's out, it's out!
look stunned..
Letting gas is embarrassing no matter what your age.





Some people are gross and try to make a big deal out of a normal function of life by making jokes and sounds, on purpose.


But, I think a refined person tries their very best to eat right, have muscle control and avoid letting out gas.





However, even the most refined will have times when for various reasons before they even realize what happened; they have let gas.





On these occasions we shouldn't blame anyone else but take responsibility for our actions and say ';Oh, my goodness! I am so sorry.'; Then smile or laugh; don't make a huge issue of it. There is no need to be too embarrassed - by tomorrow no one will remember the incident except you.


Everyone, has let gas - it is as normal as normal can be.


Good luck with your survival guide - surely in today's world there is more to surviving school than body functions.





Granny
strong, nice scented hand sanitizer. i use this handy trick at work on the regular. or drop it and run.
Have kids. Blame them. It's one of the few perks....
lol well maybe be like as soon as u do it in class look at the person enxt 2 u like they did it and eveyrone alwas thinks they did it ha ha i see my friend steven do it all the tiem to this kid named jacob its so funny